If I may, before the review, can I please be a little forward, and share with you a little foreword?
The 100 Marathon Club
I am not a particularly fast runner. I am not a particularly good runner. I am definitely not a disciplined runner.
My indiscipline at the Craft Half
The ever-growing gaggle of arseholes (supposed coaches, and armchair elites) tainting the Twitter community that I once loved, would not even class me as a runner at all. After all, I do like a good walk, a good selfie, and am not there to win it. #celebrityjogger